International Cycling Committee Votes On Future Racing Venues
Every year the I.C.C gathers in Prague to vote on future racing sites. While the Tour de France is by far the most popular cycling race in the world, the I.C.C. is looking to expand the popularity of the sport by creating new race locales. The Daily Scoffer, in a glorious display of journalism ingenuity, has received the voting results weeks before they will be released. The nine member panel voted as follows:
Tour de Kosovo, defeated 5-4
Tour de Birchwood, passed 7-2
Tour de Compton, passed 6-3
Tour de Pacific Rim of Fire, defeated 5-4
Tour de Gary's Backyard, passed 9-0
Tour de Pyongyang, passed 5-4
Tour de Southern Lebanon, passed 6-3
I hope you are looking forward to the upcoming races as much as we are!
1 comment:
I`ll have that dad-blasted varmint Randy know that we was in the runnin` for a `Tour de Larry`s`, but we lost out to the `Tour de Fingerhut Catalog Headquarters` team by one vote. Top that, ye pond-wallowin` price-gouger!
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