Who Said It?

Inspired by a decidedly non-biased text-box in a recent issue of the unbiased Marxist mouthpiece Newsweek, Scoffer Staff have compiled their own short and, hopefully, entertaining quiz concerning Presidential quotes.

Which U.S. President first uttered the following?
(Answers below)

1. Tooth

2. Bird

3. Jujubes

4. Tough actin` Tinactin

5. My Blackberry`s memory stick is unable to cope with the preponderance of my Presidential wisdom.

6. Frick you, King-boy!

7. One if by land, two if by sea, and three if it`s Chuck Norris by zipline.

8. The

9. And

10. Give me liberty, or give me the Three-Fifths Compromise.











(Answers: 1-9, George Washington; 10. Peter Stuyvesant (trick question))