Love 2.0

In 1967 John Lennon proclaimed that all you need is love with the Beatles hit cleverly titled "All You Need Is Love". In 1967 this was true, but as we all know times change. Never ones to let things get swept under the rug, we here at TDS have taken the time to disgrace the memory of the Beatles by rewriting the lyrics of Lennon's classic for the year 2006. (Scoffer Staff updates in italics)

There's nothing you can do that can't be done cheaper by an Indian grad student,
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung by an American Idol contestant
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy for rich people
All you need is love, and an interest only loan
and TiVo
and a subscription to FlexJet
and a Dyson vacuum cleaner
and a Dodge Cirrus
and triple tray ceilings
and a swifer wetjet
and Hummer cologne
and a strong to very strong portfolio
and Vonage
and a Treo
and some Lucky Jeans
and a flat panel TV
and an American Express Black
and Sugar Free RedBull
and a Segway
and a Taylor Hicks CD
and a friend with a sailboat
and some really tasteful business cards
and bed head
and an IPod
and some cabs and zins
and love.

All you need is love, love, and that other stuff and love is all you need.