Gilbert Gottfried and Judy Tenuta Wed in Unintentionally Private Ceremony

Comedians Gilbert Gottfried and Judy Tenuta were married last Sunday in Brooklyn, New York City, in what the newlywed couple describe as an `unintentionally private` ceremony.

Gottfried, famous for his smooth, unannoying voice and his high-class stand-up act, and Tenuta, renowned for her demure stage repertoire, admitted to being nonplussed by the failure of even one person to attend their nuptials.

`I really can`t believe it`, the supple-larynxed Gottfried cooed. `We sent out three thousand invitations, and nobody...`

TDS was also invited, but we sent our regrets beforehand, explaining that we possessed ears and thus would not be able to attend.