Veep Cheney Invites Senator's Kerry and Clinton, Susan Sarandon, Eddie Vedder and Every Member Of Earth, Wind and Fire To An Upcoming Hunting Trip

Mere hours after the first reports were released that Vice President Cheney "accidentally" shot fellow hunter and friend Harry Whittington, White House Press Sec'y Scott McClellan announced plans for the next VP's hunting trip. "WE here at the White House would like to extend a general invite to Senator's Hillary Clinton and John Kerry to join Mr. Cheney on his upcoming hunting trip," McClellan said at a press conference Tuesday morning, "This is perfect opportunity to put all of our partisan disagreements behind us and hit the woods for some good ole fashion killin'." When asked why Earth, Wind and Fire were invited McClellan stated "The group made a 'Dick and Bush' comment in the 2004 Presidential Election and we would like to extend our welcome hand and let that be water under the bridge, plus Mr. Cheney needs to really do something about all these wild-fires in California." The Press Secretary had no further comment on why Vedder and Sarandon were invited, but he did add "Pretty much anyone from Hollywood and the left side of the Senate were invited, and Brian Boitano just for the Olympic spirit." The trip will supposedly take place on White House grounds later this week.