Britney Spears Surprise Mardi Gras Visit

In a much needed attempt to rekindle the flame of public attention, Mrs. K-Fed surprised the many participants of today's Mardi Gras celebration in New Orleans on Fat Tuesday. Spears, who has received a myriad of negative attention lately, decided Mardi Gras was the perfect time to re-connect with her fan base. Considering Spears' fan base consists of 12-year-old girls and Sorority Step-Show Participants, its makes perfect sense for her to make a comeback at this event, cuz all her peeps r gonna b there...booyah!
On a lighter note, Spears accidentally threw her infant child over the balcony to a screaming fan. When asked about the incident, she said "I thought it was a plastic cigar."