Universal Pictures Announces Future Movie Releases
In order to combat sliding movie ticket sales, Universal Picturues has announced their new summer line up for 2006.
1. "How Stella Traded Her Groove For a Six Pack Of Vasoline And Some Fly Swatters"
2. "The Dabney Coleman Story"
3. "Sodom And Gomorrah: An Epic Love Story"
4. "Dr. UseForce or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Drop The Bomb On Iran"
5. "Indian Jones and The Danish Cartoon"
Please stay tuned for future releases!
1 comment:
What's sad is that these titles look better than most of the schlok that Hollywood will actually put out there.
(Well, except for the Dabney Coleman story. Wild horses couldn't drag me into a theater to see that one. Unless I could take my iPod and a book, then I'd consider it.)
Funny blog, keep the good stuff coming!
-- david
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