Area Roommate Tired Of Being Called "Flatmate"
David Bryson, roommate of Carl Winslow, has had it with his roommates new found obsession with the British vernacular the Scoffer has learned. "His freakin girlfriend made him watch some Hugh Grant movie and now I am his flatmate and he keeps asking me if I want to go "tip a pint", Bryson reports. When asked what he was going to do about it Bryson said he will take Winslow mother, Dorothy Winslow, out for a nice fish and chips dinner then never call her again.
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Hey Dave-
Uhh, this is BIP, member me? Well I know we used to be friends, best friends even, but I sold you out for a date with Melissa Marler...well anyways, heard you're having roomate issues. You can come live with me if you want. We can make it like old times, you know, staying up late watching reruns of CHiPs and eating Oscars take-out...call me, ok?!?
Your Friend,
Brian Roberts
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