"Color Me Bad" Press Conference

The music world was in a frenzy late Sunday night when former pop heavyweights 'Color Me Bad" announced a surprise Press Conference for Monday morning at a New York City hotel. Speculations flew rampant...where they getting back together...a new album...no one knew exactly what the outcome would be. Bryan Abrams, Mark Calderon, Sam Watters and Kevin Thornton slowly approached the podium in a room filled with journalists and reporters. "Good Morning everyone, as many of you well know, we are 'Color Me Bad.' You might remember us from the early nineties with such hits as 'I Wanna Sex You Up' and 'I Adore Mi Amore', well, we'd just like to take this opportunity to announce that we have no plans whatsoever of reuniting and we collectively think that it is best for all involved if we never, ever, release another album," quasi front man Sam Watters spoke. Well, you heard it hear first readers, no more 'Color Me Bad'. Please excuse me while I squirt something fierce. Good Day!