Overheard at Oscar Afterparties

While the Scoffer staff got the usual snuberoo from this years hot Oscar after parties, we do know a guy who has a cousin who is stalking Katherine Manhiem, and here is some stuff he overheard from Elton Johns dumbwaiter...

Chris Rock "Rectum? I damn near killed em!"

Paris Hilton "Wasn't it hot how I got everyone's phone numbers on the internet?"

David Scwhimmer "Where are the Bartlett and James?"

Pauly Shore "Excuse me ma'am, would you care for some more wine?" (get it? he was working at the party because he is not a very successful actor. Snap!)

Damon Wayans "Yeah thats right, taught Foxx everything he knows..."

Peebo Brison "Did you guys check out that Aladdin sound track? Pretty tight right?"

Jude Law "Did Lowell from Wings really win an Oscar? What the hell is going on?"

Ice-Cube "Where are the sugar sandwhiches?"

Ashley Olsen "Which way to the purging station?"

Ashlee Simpson "Do I suck or what?!"