Juan, Oh, Juan Will Eemeegrints Geet Eet?

On Monday, May 1st, a day dear to every Communist and Democrat (but, why do I repeat myself?) for being International Worker's Day, illegal immigrants across the United States broke the law and skipped work in order to prove how law-abiding and trustworthy they are.

The Daily Scoffer managed to buttonhole one of the illegal immigrants participating in an illegal work-stoppage and march in order to ask him a few questions about why he thought he, who was born in Mexico, somehow had the right to sneak into the U.S. and sponge off of its health care and social welfare systems.

The Daily Scoffer: "Why are you such a moocher, senor?"

Pepe 'Maclovio' Perez: "I am brown. As you know, brown people are entitled to all of the fruits of white and black people's labor. Also, I am an illegal immigrant. Your gringo laws do not apply to me."

TDS: "You make a subtle point, senor moocher. But surely you can understand that certain white and black people will be angry that you have taken advantage of their goodwill by stealthily and treacherously entering the country, working without paying taxes, and skimming off the national health and social welfare systems."

PMP: "Juan, oh, Juan will you gringos realize, man, that the U.S. belongs to us? Tortilla the truth, I actually enjoy flautaing the laws of this country. Enchilada fun!"

TDS: "Thanks, Pepe, I know that will make all white and black folks feel much better when they see their taxes raised to support you and your illegitimate brood, suckling at the breast of the welfare nanny state."

PMP: "Well, you know, whatever I can do to help (as long as it doesn't involve obeying any gringo laws or anything like that)."

And that, reader, is the story from the front lines of the eeleegal eemeegrint deebate.