Et tu Madre, Brute...

How about these:

* Yo momma so ambidextrous, she be givin' southpaw sidearmers a run fo' dey money!

* Yo momma so Venezuelan, she ain't even be Brazilian!

* Yo momma so pusilanimous, she never no munificent fool!

* Yo momma so Libertarian, she be dissin' dem Whigs like dey was no to-maw-ROH!

* Yo momma so scurvied, she be SWIMMIN' in OJ and it STILL don't be curin' her! (Doooohhhhhhh!)

* Yo momma so clueless, she ain't even be readin' The Daily Scoffer!

Peace Out!