Tu Madre!

Inspired by the hot new reality show on MTV, "Yo Mamma", The Daily Scoffer would like to donate our own stinging quips in hopes that someone, somewhere, will invite us to be on the show.

1. Yo mamma so stupid she failed a pregnancy test!
2. Yo mamma so nasty she uses Lysol for deodorant!
3. Yo mamma so ugly blind goes don't even hit on her!
4. Yo mamma so fat she eats cookbooks!
5. Yo mamma so fat she was swimming in the ocean and Christopher Columbus stuck a flag in her and claimed her for Spain!
6. Yo mamma so fat she went to Weight Watchers and said "Give me the 5 year plan!"
7. Yo mamma so fat she dated Cap-N-Crunch just for the discount!
8. Yo mamma so fat her appetite has high cholesterol!
9. Yo mamma so fat she got pulled over by the cops and had a B.G.C (Blood Gravy Content) of .35!
10. Yo mamma so fat Ryans has a restraining order against her!

This is just a tip of the iceberg Wilmer. Bring it on!