Hamas Gets Creative
After decades of blowing up Israeli children, Hamas decided on Saturday to start blowing up Israeli children, a startling change of tactic.
Hamas spokesman Mahmoud MahBeardIsA'Itchin' said at a press conference at the Hamas Better Bombing Bureau headquarters in Gaza that "we Palestinians must always be trying new things. Whereas last year we were blowing up Jews, this year we undertook a radical departure and began blowing up Jews. Also, we have a new slogan, viz., 'Death to Israel, Death to America'. Pretty catchy, huh? Bet ya never heard THAT one before, he he he--ALLLLLLLLLALALALALALALALALAHHHHHHHH! The End."
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