Make Mine Light, Sweet and Crude

...with just a touch of North Brent, and a soupcon of Hormuz. Open three to five minutes prior to consuming to allow the full bouquet to develop. Ensure that the label says 'Citgo', so you can be sure that your purchasing dollars have gone to the looniest lefty in the Western Hemisphere, Herr Chavez.

And remember, your light, sweet, crude North Brent from the Hormuz distributor is delicately leveraged throughout with shifting machinations and insinuations of global power politics. Don't overcrowd your palate with anything else that might compete with your Hormuzian North Brent.

It's perfect just the way it is. It's perfect just the way it is. It's perfect just the way it is... You are getting sleepy. Oil will last forever. Why bother that your pump money is going to Hugo, or Ahmedanijad? You are getting sleepy...

It's perfect just the way it is.