Mexico, China Vie to Be 'Country with Most Xs and Qs in Its City Names'

In a joint announcement issued simultaneously in Tlaxcacquigalxilcaca, Mexico, and Xiaoquan, China, Mexican and Chinese officials declared that a 'friendly but compelling' rivalry existed between their two nations as they each vie to become 'Country with Most Xs and Qs in Its City Names'.

Also from the AP wire: Geography teachers in the world's English-speaking countries continue to list Lake Titicaca, situated between Bolivia and Peru, as 'Lake Whose Name Is Most Likely to Arouse Hilarity among Middle- and High-School Students'.