Sunday, March 26, 2006

Thailand Protests Concern Suitland's Government

Continuing protests in Thailand directed against beleaguered Thai president Mungalung Chibittacore are beginning to worry other countries in the region, anonymous TDS sources report.

In Suitland, for example, the prime minister expressed grave concern over the demonstrations, many of which have been marred by violence.

"Suitland is a traditional ally of Thailand," Prime Minister Willibee Willinilli said in an exclusive TDS phone interview. "If the Thai is bad, the Suit doesn't look good, either."

Spokesmen for the governments of Cummerbundland, Cufflinkland, and Slacksland also returned TDS calls, each of them conveying their uneasiness over the Thai situation and vowing to continue to monitor closely events as they develop.

However, members of Shortsandanoldwhitetshirtland's parliament, with whom TDS spoke this morning, said they weren't too "bummed about the whole thing", and furthermore said that "a serious north swell has got us all pretty stoked, so we're gonna knock off early and hit the waves."

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