Man Impresses Girlfriend With Langostino Lobster Bites Dinner

In a stunning show of the shallowness of his love and his lack of culinary acumen, local Casanova Fred Sanders wooed his lady friend of four months to the most exotic dinner of her life, Langostino Lobster bites from Long John Silvers. Even after she was informed by TDS consumer affairs correspondent that Langostino really means fresh water prawns not even worthy of being called bastard shrimp, Miranda Dennis still gushed that it was the best dinner she has had since her parents took her to Olive Garden for her vocational school graduation and vowed to let Fred round third base later that night.

When questioned by TDS about how Long John Silvers execs could sleep at night knowing that they are pawning off pressed shrimp tails and juvenile Mississippi Delta prawns off on the American public, Long John Silvers spokesperson Carpy McWhitefish replied that since they charge more for it they seem more 'lobsteresque'.

completely convinced by this line of reasoning TDS promtly ordered a gross of 'lobster' bites for the company Yam Kipur party.