AICPA To Adopt Steroid Testing Program

The American Institute of Certified Public Accountants (AICPA) has announced that in an effort to avoid an embarrassing P.R. nightmare they will begin a comprehensive and personally invasive steroid testing program. "We can no longer turn a blind eye," said AICPA President Scooter McFly, "the way these guys have been receiving accounts is unheard of, they must be juicing." There have been other allegations swirling around the accounting profession, such as cooking the books and corking pencils, and with tax season just around the corner the AICPA is eager to put the controversy to rest. "It is really about the kids," explained Ernst & Young bean counter Seth Sneed, CPA, "after actors, athletes, musicians, video game characters, VJ's, astronauts, argonauts and cosmonauts kids look to us as role models. We need to balance our sheets in an ethical and drug-free manner." All AICPA members will be required to visit a local drug testing agency and the visit will count as 1 hour of CPE credit. The cost of the visit will of course be written off as an unreimbursed business expense, according to a high level TDS source.