Merry Christmas 2004

We here at The Daily Scoffer would like to send our sincerest Holiday Wishes to everyone of our loyal readers, all four of you. We couldn't do it without you! Due to the recent Iraqi insurgency, the problems the President has encountered with cabinet nominations, record breaking snows in south Texas and seasonal inebriation from spiked Egg Nog we apologize for the lack of articles. Our reporters have been embedded, on location, behind the scenes and hot on the trail preparing to bring the hottest, most up-to-date stories for 2005. So please stay tuned for some great scoffing in the next year. May all of your holiday wishes come true and don't forget the Reason for the Season!