Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Peter Billingsley Hasn't Shot Eye Out

After an exhaustive search of L.A. nightclubs and B-movie sets the Daily Scoffer is happy to report that we have found Peter Billingsley and he has not shot his eye out. We recently caught up to the child star who portrayed Ralpie in the cult Christmas classic "A Christmas Story" and he confirmed to us that both of his peepers are quite in. "Holy fudge, if one more person asks me that I am going to stick a Red Ryder up their ass." Billingsley said when queried by TDS reporters. "It was just a movie. In real life I know and practice proper safety techniques when handling firearms." Billingsley, who is a card carrying member of the N.R.A., assured us that he has taken several fire arms safety courses, although TDS can report that some of these were a provision of his probation for shooting his mother after she washed his mouth out with a bar of soap. Billingsley says that he has matured since the incident, and that anyone that wants to see how he has matured as an actor can check out his 2000 release, "No Deposit, No Return", our his 2003 skin flick, "A Christmas Story With No Pants." Billingsley is currently working as a gaffer on the set of Steven Segal's latest film "Fireloins", and says his future plans include driving around Beverly Hills putting his resume in random mailboxes.

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