Wolf Blitzer Undresses Paula Zahn With Eyes

A well placed source in the CNN breakroom has reported that Wolf Blitzer has confided with Anderson Cooper that after last night's show he used his powers of imagination to picture Paula Zahn naked as they walked to their post production wrap up meeting. According to our source Anderson shuddered and mumbled something along the lines of "sick bastard" and walked briskly from the room. A CNN spokeswoman said that officially that type of behavior at CNN is strictly prohibited, except in the case of Aaron Brown who she says can "read my teleprompter anytime". When informed of Blitzer's actions Zahn said that she was highly offended, but also suprisingly intrigued. Blitzer did not return our request for an interview but did release a statement that said "I wear a beard to hide my shame."