Hardees Receives "Corporate Citizenship Award"

It doesn't happen that often, but every now and then a company exemplifies standards and policies that we here at TDS feel needs to be honored. CKE, Inc. or Hardees to you layman, is one such company. The following list explains why Hardees deserves the "Corporate Citizenship Award". After reading, we feel that you will agree.

1. Combining sausage, eggs, cheese and grits and putting them all in one bowl. Yum.
2. Painting brown substance on biscuits to give them that "made from scratch" texture and look.
3. Serving breakfast "all day" on Tuesdays. Amazing.
4. By employing those who have been fired from McDonalds and Burger King, you give hope one minimum wage hour at a time.
5. Although it doesn't contain any actual peaches, your Peach Milkshake gives our pallets an almost orgasmic sensation.
6. When others said it could'nt (or should'nt) be done, you created a burger so collosal that it is now possible to digest an entire months worth of fat and calories in one setting.

Thank you Hardees. For this and so, so much more!