Members Only Opens Doors

We have all been there before, chillin' out at the club, trying to spit some pimp juice at a local durty leg, and who comes over??? A man dressed so dashingly that nothing you can do or say will make a difference. The lady was his before he even walked up. And you know what the irony is in the whole situation? The article of clothing that secured his late night rompings with the abovementioned lady isn't even available to you. We here at The Daily Scoffer would like to announce that this tragic event shall no longer plague our lady-chasing readers. Recent lawsuits brought to the Members Only Inc., the company who manufactures those exclusive jackets, now allow anyone, members and non-members, to adorn themselves with the coolest fashion piece since Bolo ties. The fashion world's attempt at discrimination is over. So go out young men and proudly wear those flat grey and blue jackets with pride. The next time a hot, new accessory hits the fashion world, say a nice cod piece, lets not exclude some, but rather let all enjoy in the fun.