Monday, March 20, 2006

Belorussian President: "New Rule--My One Vote Counts for Fifteen Million of Yours. Check."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

In unrelated news, the newly elected leader of Darfur was assassinated 47 seconds after entering office.

Scoffer Staff said...

47 seconds--'tis a new Sudanese record for longest term served by an official. Long live enlightened Nubia.