Saturday, March 18, 2006

Bud Selig Announces Debut of 'Automatic Crotch-Adjusting Pants'

Baseball's Players' Union complains that the new device will leave players with nothing to do.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Automatic Crotch-Adjustting Pants just barely beat out Steroid Flavored Big League Chew as the hottest new item this Spring Training