Dropping the Mask

This TDS reporter is dropping the mask of satire to issue a serious statement: Islam, you stink.

Abdul Rahman, an Afghani man who decided that he would rather entrust his eternal soul to the Son of God, who died, freely and with perfect humility and love, on a cross for man's sins, than to a lunatic Arab polygamist, child rapist, sodomizer, murderer, thief, and marauder (our boy Mohammed), is now awaiting death for it. So, this TDS reporter wishes to offer an injunction against the "Religion of Peace".

Islam, you stink. Your adherents quite literally stink. You have been a scourge upon mankind for thirteen hundred years. You stole Jerusalem, aped Aristotle, plagiarized the Jews, murdered Christians, oppressed the heroic Greeks, and, when your sickness had spread to the idiot Turks, you cleverly stored ammunition in the Parthenon while the Venetians were trying to dislodge your menace from the Western world. And you did all of this without bathing, in iself truly a remarkable feat.

Let this clarion denouncement ring through all of the free world. Let us finally delineate the conflict truthfully--it is civilization versus Islam, enlightenment versus oriental despotism, Christ's Army versus Satan's Minions. Let there be a new Crusade, and let Islam and its unwashed followers be finally driven back into the desert. This is not a call for ethnic cleansing; it is a call for ideological disinfection.

TDS reporters might be able to don the mask of satire again, perhaps soon. But today our blood is boiling, and our spite brooks no refraction through the lens of sarcasm.

Islam, you stink.