Thursday, March 09, 2006

Kenny Loggins IS Sasquatch

Have you ever seen either one wearing Sunday shoes? Or, do you reckon they've both 'kicked them off'?

And if that's not enough to convince you, consider that neither Kenny Loggins nor Sasquatch have had a hit record since 1987...

It's yet another Daily Scoffer scoop.

2 comments:

Scoffer Staff said...

ALSO, neither Kenny nor Sasquatch's Momma dances, and neither's Daddy rocks-n'-rolls.

The evidence mounts at a staggering pace...

Anonymous said...

Neither one owns a car that is capable of travelin' on the "Highway To The Danger Zone"...Kenny Loggins' songs getting scarce...I cant think of another