Bonds/Giambi Scandal
In light of the recent steroid scandals surrounding Barry Bonds and Jason Giambi, The Daily Scoffer uncovered a still-classified list of famous MLB players of past and present and their addictions. Sources close to current commissioner Bud Selig tell TDS that deciding to release this list could have a serious ripple effect in the sports world. Stay tuned to The Daily Scoffer as we continue to uncover other sports stars and their tragic addictions.
Rollie Fingers: Caffeine Pills
"Oil Can" Boyd: 10-W40
Babe Ruth: "Oh Henry" Bars
John Kruk: Big League Chew
Derek Jeter: Own reflection
Paul Molitor: Aspercreme
Dale Murphy: Circus Peanuts
Andre Dawson: Anime
Bob Lemon: Lime-Aid
Delino Deshields: Burt Bacharach
Orel Hershiser: Fellatio
Daryl Strawberry: Creme de Menthe
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Don't forget Dickie Thon, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pajamas; Reuben Sierra, Werther's Originals; Ken Caminiti, minty dentifrices; Moises Alou, low interest equity loans from Ditech.com. (Signed, Bart Giamatti, former commissioner of baseball and recovering canned beet addict.)
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