Thursday, December 02, 2004

O Tanningbed!

O Tanningbed, O Tanningbed,
Your radiation cooks us.
O Tanningbed, O Tanningbed,
Your sweaty film infects us.

It is the highest form of glee--
To pay for what God gives for free.

O Tanningbed, O Tanningbed,
Your UV rays mutate us.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

God does not give everyone a tan, you are either born and can get a tan from the sun... or you pay for the tanning bed. Thank you and goodnight!!