From the Scoffer Music Files

SHHHHH! I think I've found the sure-fire secret on how to win a Grammy. What, you want me to tell you. Nosir! Well, ok since you did ask so politely. Alright, but you've gotta guess first. Talent you say? Nope. Is that creative genius I hear? Wrong. Who said years of practice and dedication....uh, incorrect-a-mundo! Wait did I just hear a niner? Anyways, The Academy will bestow upon you accolades like you have never before seen if you just follow my advice: DIE!
Yes, you heard it right, by ceasing to exist your name will live in musical infamy for many years to come. Now, I know what you are thinking, just stop it right now. Yes I respect Johnny Cash and yes I think that Ray Charles rocked like no other, but, you know it's gonna happen sooner or later. Some C-List artist from 1993 will release one lame comeback album and die just in enough time to make the Grammy Nomination List and bam! There it is. Album of the Year Award goes to: Richard Marx. Don't say I didn't warn you.