Study: 46% of iPod Wearers Listening to Nothing

In a study released today by the American Institute of useless and Wasteful Studies (AIUWS) it has been revealed that 46% of iPod owners use their iPod as only a fashion accessory and never listen to music on the device. Even more shocking 15% of owners don't even know it plays music, they just bought it because it was a cheaper way to look cool than other way to look cool, a Louis Vuitton tophat. Among the 54% that do listen to music on their iPods the AIUWS study showed that 14% listen to Nickelback, Trapt, Ashlee Simpson or some combination of the three. To this segment it is the recommendation of the Daily Scoffer that they join the 46% not listing to anything.