'Pleasures of the Flesh' Top Greatest Sins of 2004

Well folks, the polling stations have been closed and the results are tallied. Once again 'Pleasures of the Flesh' top the Greatest Sins/Sinners list of 2004. "It was really an unexpected honor," P.O.T.F spokeswoman Allata Fagina told The Daily Scoffer, "we had an awesome run going there, having won three years in a row. But to get an unprecedented fourth title, I'm speechless, and it's not because of the huge cod piece in my mouth, I literally am without speech!" Rounding out the list were the following sins, some oldie-but-goodies and some sure surprises:

1. Pleasures of the Flesh(Including members of Kofi Annan's Oil For Fellatio Program)
2. Reality TV Addicts
3. Sadists/Masochists
4. Democrats
5. Yankee Fans
6. White Pony Jockeys
7. Owners of Barbra Streisand CD's
8. Wearers of Jean Shorts (cut off or pleated)
9. Murder
10. Lebanese Insurance Fraud

We are confident that none of our readers are guilty of the previous sins, but if so, don't worry. It's not too late! Just contact Creflo Dollar and all your iniquities will be absolved.