Mobius Strip Club Offers Non-Stop Entertainment

Mobius, a newly-opened gentlemen's club in downtown Honolulu, will offer its patrons "non-stop entertainment", according to the club's manager Don Landers.

"Hey, you walk inna Mobius, you gonna get treated good, you know what I mean?" quoth Messr. Landers.

However, some research by Scoffer staff revealed that the Mobius club is able to offer only one-sided viewing; additionally, club-goers' three-dimensional frames will be rather painfully squashed into two dimensions immediately upon entering the club's doors. Landers admits that some "wimps" might experience some mild discomfort at first, but reassures the public that the girls inside make the pain worthwhile.

Mobius is open twenty four hours a day, seven days a week. Admission is one strip of looseleaf paper, given a half twist and taped together at the ends.