Bush's upcoming Belgium Summit Dubbed 'Brussels Pouts'

President George "Kickin' Terror in the Toosh from Tehran to Arkush" Bush is preparing for a fence-mending summit in Belgium, where he will meet with Chancellor Gerhard "Coalition Exploder" Schroeder of Germany and President Jacques "Ain't Going to Iraq" Chirac. Famous waffler John Kerry applied to go along as cabin boy, but unfortunately Frau Heinz could not find a long enough leash to permit such long-distance traveling.

The Daily Scoffer thought it was the first to call this summit the 'Meeting of the Brussels Pouts'--but, noooo, some other wiseacre got to it first. Why? Why does it always have to be this way? Oh, fooey!