Dems in High Def!

Last night the President gave the State of the Union address. Iraqi voters hugged the parents of fallen soldiers. Freshman Senators painted their fingers. Half of the congress sat on their hands like children who don't want to eat their peas while the other half jumped up and down like children who just found out school was canceled. But everyone in America was waiting for one thing, one unforgettable event: THE DEMOCRATIC RESPONSE PRESENTED IN HI-DEF!This is what the hi-def movement is all about. This is the pinnacle of human technological achievement. This, my friends, is why we spend thousands on flat panel TV's and pay Comcast the extra $7 a month, to see Nancy Pelosi nay-say the President from the floor of the Capital. The high definition pixilation made it possible to actually see the contempt drip off of her words as she and Tom Daschle played second fiddle to W once again, with four more years of the same lame time slot on the horizon. Yep, hi-def and Democrats. A combination as classic as Pandas and circus peanuts, and every bit as soft.