Porcelain Company Goes Broke

Midlothian Porcelain, LLC, of Cranberry Hills, VT, went broke yesterday. Company officials announced that they would be sending their remaining wares to China.

In unrelated news, Weaver Fish Farms went belly-up, Trotsky-Tots Communist Playwear Corp. went into the red, Armored Vehicle Works tanked, and Silky Lady Brassieres, Inc., went bust.