Bush Spends Record .14 Tsunami's On 55th Inaugural Ceremony

In spite of the nightly prayers by John Kerry, newly re-elected President Bush will be inaugurated in a very fancy, very expensive ceremony over the next four days. White House Press Sec'y Scott McClellan announced late Monday night that the whole process will likely exceed 50 million dollars, or precisely .14 tsunami's. The 55th Inauguration is slated to become the most expensive in history, far more than the 6,580 dollars it cost to inaugurate William Henry Harrison back in 1841(probably should have spent more considering he died less than a month later). Far away from the hoop-la will be a rather quiet protest that will take place in southern France. Alec Baldwin, Susan Sarrandon, Michael Moore and Bruce Springstein will accompany President Jacques Chirac in the first civilian ride on the new Airbus 380. Chirac's spokesman said the party will fly over France and discuss how much they collectively don't like President Bush. Bush has arranged to send a surprise gift to the celebrating group that will not be unveiled until after the flight takes off. We don't want to ruin the surprise, but lets say it may or may not be a really big cake with a certain Richard Reid creamy center. Bon Voyage!