Creflo Dollar Finishes World Tour; Regrets Last Name

For the past two weeks our Senior International Affairs Correspondent Mary Lou Moxsley has been traveling with famed American television evangelist Creflo Dollar. Mr. Dollar is the lead pastor of World Changers Church International. Shortly after the recent tsunami disaster, Mr. Dollar assembled a team of his most dedicated and loyal followers to make an 'around the world' trip to raise funds to benefit the natural disasters' victims. Ms. Moxsley, who was invited to join the journey by the Dollar Team, realized that the primary purpose of the trip took second stage to a much bigger problem. "There was an little-known international treaty signed by 97 countries back in 1998 that stated if your last name is also a national currency then you must legally change your name to the new currency of the country you are visiting," Ms. Moxsley reported after she returned from her venture. Team Dollar was completely blind-sided by this policy, especially after learning the currency names of the countries they would be visiting. United Kingdom, Germany, Estonia, Iraq, Afghanistan, India and Japan were just a few of the countries visited during the two-week trip. "You know, I could handle Creflo Pound and Creflo Yen. Creflo Rupee and Creflo Afghani kinda pissed me off. But come on, Creflo Dinar? Creflo Deutsche Mark? And for the love of God, Creflo Krooni?!? Absolutely and utterly ridiculous," Mr. Dollar told our reporter. Ms. Moxsley informed TDS that upon arrival back home, Creflo changed his last name from 'Dollar' to 'Hobolochitto' in order to avoid future embarrassment.