Radio Pundit Involved In Yet Another Bribery Scandal

Long-time radio talk show host and political commentator Armstrong Williams has unfortunately found himself in the midst of yet another controversy directly on the heels of his latest scandal. Although CNN claims responsibility, TDS was the first reputable news source to address Mr. Williams' alleged deal between his pocket and our Presidential Administration. Mr. Williams readily admits that he accepted 240,000 wampam in exchange for his support of the Bush Administration's Educational Agenda. After a few heated exchanges Lou Dobbs' "Used To Be Moneyline But Now Tonight" and Wolf Blitzer's "Hard-Hitting, No Time For Answers, 45 Degree Angled Toward the Camera With a Pen in My Mouth" show, Mr. Williams' reluctantly admitted wrongdoing and vowed to not participate in any such activity again. Well, well Mr. Williams, what do we have here. TDS will once again be the first to inform you that Mr. Williams is involved yet again with scandal, this time involving Orecks new 8 pound Vacuum Cleaner. "The son-of-a-gun only weighs 8 pounds, and it can pick up a bowling ball," Mr. Williams said late last night on his syndicated talk show. Attempting to stay within the ethical playing field, Mr. Williams refused monetary payment but did accept numerous 'Jelly of the Month' Club offers. Shame on you Mr. Williams, shame on YOU!