Scoffer Passes 1,000 Hits; Scoffer Staff Treated for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

We at The Daily Scoffer are proud to announce that we have recently surpassed the one-thousand hit milestone. We look forward to taking one thousand more hits, right in the ol' breadbox.

In unrelated news, Scoffer staff have been undergoing treatment for carpal tunnel syndrome, which is caused when repetitive motions place strain upon the tendons of the carpal tunnel, or the assembly of bones, ligaments and tendons in the area of the wrist.

"You boys haven't been clicking on your own site over and over again to make it look like you have a lot of readers, have you?" asked one doctor whom Scoffer writers consulted for treatment.

"No sir. No sirreebob, doc. Wouldn't be prudent, not at this juncture. Say, there, do you have any perjury remover lying around? If so, I'll take five bottles. Great. And here's a fiver for your trouble. Thanks, doc. Say, how'd you like to be immortalized in print? Wouldn't like it, you say? Well, we'll take that as a yes. So here's to you, doc. I'd shake your hand, but..."