Man Once Gave People Benefit of Doubt, Now Doubts Benefit of People

Leon Gillespie confided in The Daily Scoffer today that while when he was younger he used to give people the benefit of the doubt, harsh experiences with the meaninglessness of life have cast a pall upon his once-rosy outlook; he now says he doubts the benefit of people.

When asked if he could explain, Gillespie roared, "OH, BAAAAAAHHHH HUMBUG!"