Canada Pledges Quebec

The Canadian government has announced today that it is donating the entire province of Quebec to South Asia in order to assist with the massive rebuilding effort already underway.

"Please, will someone come quickly and take these pseudo-Frenchy snobs out of the Dominion?", said Canadian government spokesman Paul Malley. "S'il vous plait, or whatever those wine-sniffers say when they aren't stuffing their faces with cheese. The Quebecois will make great slaves for anyone needing a hand in reconstructing a house or repaving a road. The only condition is that you leave us Lemieux--he's not so bad."