Tony Danza Issuing Entirely Too Many Press Releases

"Who's the Boss?" star Tony Danza has been issuing entirely too many press releases lately, sources within the entertainment industry tell The Daily Scoffer.

For example, after a tsunami devastated much of southeast Asia two weeks ago Danza convened a press conference in which he offered his best wishes to the tsunami survivors. Later that same day, Danza called another press conference to comment upon the state of the New York Stock Exchange, which had declined sharply after reports of the destruction in the Indian Ocean region began to affect world financial markets. And just two days ago Danza issued a press release wishing all parties in the Randy Johnson-to-the-Yankees baseball trade a good and prosperous season ahead.

By all accounts, Danza has been---wait, what's this?---It seems that The Daily Scoffer has just received a press release from Tony Danza; it reads, "I wish to respond to the malicious rumors that I have been issuing too many press releases. I have never issued press releases unless the clamor for a word, for just one word, from Tony Danza has overwhelmed my innate reticence and shyness. I would appreciate it if the press would respect my privacy, and the privacy of my family. By the way, my little girl is about to lose her left incisor tooth. When she does, I will let the world know about it. But not one minute before."

The Daily Scoffer will probably not keep you posted on further developments in the Tony Danza story.