Plants Outlaw use of Hydroponics in Education

Plants today outlawed the use of sapling slang 'Hydroponics' as a medium of educating youth, citing studies which link the use of Hydroponics with lower test scores and difficulties finding a job after graduation.

MC Xylem and MC Phloem, two proponents of Hydroponics whose hit singles "We Be Photosynthesizin'" and "Strictly fo' my Dendrilzzz" are wildly popular with seedlings everywhere, called the move "straight wack".