Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Dan Brown To Release "Little Richard Code"

As a follow up to his worldwide blockbuster "The Da Vinci Code" Dan Brown will be releasing "The Little Richard Code" sources close to the author tell TDS. Much like "Da Vinci", "The Little Richard Code" will tell the tale of a brilliant and enlightened artist who attempts to tell the world the truth about a religious icon through subtle hints in his masterworks. By stringing together rumors and streched facts, Brown will show that Little Richard is a member of the group "The Know It All's" who have infiltrated the upper echelons of society and have been charged with keeping the worlds most prolific secret: that L. Ron Hubbard gave birth to Tom Cruise's love child on Arbor Day, 1998. While this accusation would obviously bring the Scientology world to its knees and leave Hollywood starlets grasping for a meaning to life Brown insists that his charges are based in fact. For instance, Brown points out that there are 8661 beats in "Good Golly Miss Molly", or read upside down 1998, the year of the alleged birth. In addition the cover art of "This is Little Richard" shows a tree holding a naked child, a not so subtle reference to Arbor Day. And if that is not enough just rearrange the letters to the title of Little Richards smash hit "Tutti Frutti" and you will get "I tit trutf" when spoken by Little Richard after a night of mescaline smoking clearly states "I tell truth". Brown also mentioned that the book will be released on June 6, 2006 and the rebuttal, "The Truth About the Little Richard Code" by Ban Drown will be out the following week.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

a masterpiece