Condi Confirmed!

Today the Senate foreign relations committee voted to confirm Condolezza Rice as secretary of state, and I am sure that her parents are very proud. While we hate to overshadow Condi on her big day The Daily Scoffer has some things that we would like to confirm as well.

Things that TDS can confirm:

-Your worst fears.
-Tang is the best powdered drink ever.
-Everyone is working for the weekend.
-A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush. (With the exception of birds with bird flu, then two in the bush is better)
-Trix are for kids.
-Papa smurf is asexual.
-Black is the new pink.
-Anything from the Franklin Mint is a great investment.

Count on TDS to bring you any more late breaking confirmations.