Kenny Loggins Re-Releases Hit Single "Danger Zone" To Benefit Tee-Sunami Victims

In his most benevolent move to date, 80's singer/songwriter Kenny Loggins decided late Wednesday that he would re-release his smash hit "Danger Zone" in light of the recent tee-sunami tragedy. "I don't think any of us really knew how bad this whole ass-load of water disaster was at first," Loggins told Entertainment Tonight reporter Mary Hart, "but when the pictures of the complete devastation came rollin' in, I really had no choice but to act accordingly." Loggins is best known for writing and singing the theme song to quite possibly the greatest movie ever made, "Top Gun." "Just think of all those sailors heading right toward the epicenter, they need some kickin' tunes to rock to," Loggins continued, "all of the proceeds will benefit the tee-sunami victims(as long as they admit that I am, indeed, still the man)!" In completely unrelated news, did anyone ever make it to level 2 in the "Top Gun" game by successfully landing the jet on the aircraft carrier? I mean come on, is there actually a second mission or are you just supposed to keep flying the plane into the rear of the boat?!?