Palestinians Elect Flavor Flav New Prime Minister

Well, the Palestinian people have finally spoken and the rest of the world is curiously listening. It was expected that the people of Palestine would elect Mahmoud Abbas, former cabinet member under Yassar Arafat, but in a surprise and shocking turn of events Flavor Flav was elected Prime Minister of the state of Palestine. Mr. Flav is best known for his hard-hitting, barely audible jams while a member of the late 80s, early 90s rap group Public Enemy. More recently, Flavor appeared on the hit reality show "Surreal Life" which airs weekly on VH1. When asked reached for comment, Mr. Flav told Fox News' Shepard Smith, "I gots all ya'll, boyeeee!" It is still unclear how Mr. Flav managed to legally get his name on the January ballot, or better yet, why in the name of sweet Allah did the oppressed people of Mesopotamia actually vote a C-list American celebrity into office. When asked what he thought of the recent election results, Israeli leader Ariel Sharon said "You know, I really liked Public Enemy. 'Revolverlution' was a great album that spoke of the plight the everyday African-American must face. It's a real shame that we have to assassinate him with Cruise missiles and Apache helicopters. You know what those rappers say, 'Live by the gun, die by the gun,' well 2,000 pound missiles, you know what I mean."