Updated 'No Fly' List
In a "I'm going out guns-a-blazin" move, soon to be departed Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge released a 'No Fly' List that extends beyond suspected terrorists and includes some new items that no longer will be allowed onto an airplane. The list is as follows:
1. Harry Belafonte CD's (tapes are acceptable)
2. Chester Karass Negotiating Technique Books
3. Black, rectangular suitcases with a sliding handle and wheels(sorry 99.7% of passengers)
4. Passengers who sit next to the window but put their belongings in the middle seat in hopes of having an open seat during the flight
5. BLACK, DRESS SOCKS
6. oh yeah, uh no guns-a-blazin, either
Stay tuned to the Scoffer for future details on this story.
1 comment:
Yo,
What about Cinabuns? Don't you guys hate those bastards who bring one on and does not offer you the center? That should beon the list, im sure Governor Ridge intended to include them. Also, wide shoulders should be illegal.
Peace
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